Funny Sayings About Food Get Better Packages For Christmas?

Get Better Packages for Christmas? - funny sayings about food

So this year for Christmas to get my siblings and I, "The best packages we have many things to think to put in the fields. And I want your ideas too! He who comes with ideas, more like 10 points!

So far we have:
Gummy sticky food, lunch, you know (because if you're hungry)
Band-Aids have inspirational messages on them
These playful laughter is good for you!
Fuzzy socks for girls to keep warm and soft texture
Hand warmers for kids
Ice Cream Gifts

All ideas welcome!
Thank you very much!